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Weed Ogre

A woman whose chronic weed consumption has transformed her into a sluggish, unkempt, and vaguely ogre-shaped entity. Unlike cokeheads or methheads—who at least lose weight with their addictions—a Weed Ogre packs on the pounds, developing a signature round, puffy face. Known for their permanent stoner stare, questionable hygiene, and tendency to hibernate in dog hair and Dorito crumbs, they are the final evolution of the lazy, perpetually-high lifeform.

A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.
Bro, I went over to Chad’s place and his girl was just posted up on the couch, surrounded by Taco Bell wrappers, smelling of bong water. Bitch didn’t even flinch when I walked in.
Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”
by BigDogWalrus March 26, 2025
mugGet the Weed Ogremug.

german weed wacker

A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land
Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?

Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it
by German weed wacker April 13, 2017
mugGet the german weed wackermug.

weed drink

Something that takes forever to kick in
This weed drink is taking forever to kick in bruh
by Dontactdumb465798 April 22, 2023
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Wacking the weed wacker

“Tell Lenny to stop wacking the weed wacker!!😕🫵”
by BigWeeneeMan14 February 12, 2024
mugGet the Wacking the weed wackermug.

Weed

Generic 420 cannabis brand known for bulk weed flower and joints sold in california dispensaries. It's actually pretty bomb scoresomeweed.com score some weed got any weed
Patient - Got any Weed?
Budtender - Uh... yeah thats what we sell here...
Patient - ...
Budtender - ...
Patient - Can I get an ounce of joints?
by builtbypeter July 27, 2020
mugGet the Weedmug.

Minecraft Weed

Only the freshest of grasses with highly enjoyable fumes when smoked with that pixel based roll of paper
"Sir how many thousands for that Minecraft Weed roll" , {50k my good man} "oh gee only 50k$ for 5g thats very cheap"
look at the price
by Minecraft Druglord November 21, 2022
mugGet the Minecraft Weedmug.

Holy Weed

A person that is cool but can get carried away when high kicks in
My friend was such an Holy Weed when he got drunk and nearly did his future
by quhfhjsbfkj June 11, 2020
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