Keyboard Warrior

Someone who is to weak in real life to fight so they berate you over only platforms.
They are generally really toxic and there name is usually Joshua Hu

Joshua Hu is such a keyboard warrior

by Rickaxely June 2, 2022

Practice Warrior

Someone who does amazing in practice, but disappears when it’s actually game time.

“Damm, he has 30 points on us and this is just a scrimmage”

“Relax, he’s just a practice warrior, when we actually play a game he won’t hit a single shot”

by warriorxl June 2, 2022

rock warrior

An individual who believes that crystals have magical powers and can contain and transfer energy. A rock warrior tends to have very few friends and is usually a big believer in astrology.

Bob: Hey man did you see Jessica playing with those weird crystals?

John: Shes such a rock warrior.

by Boochester21 June 11, 2022

math warrior

someone who can't even do 77+33

bruh you fucking math warrior it's 110

by cowic June 12, 2022

Anal warrior

Somebody who knows every rule and likes to min max perfection in rpg games

Oi anal warrior hurry up and pick a weapon

by Rustylungs June 20, 2022

Shadow warrior

Someone who hides their dick in the shadows during sex because of it’s embarrassing small size.

“Damn Eugene, how has she not dumped you with that micro penis”
“Don’t worry, she hasn’t seen it, I’m a shadow warrior”

by Veisnsnka July 26, 2022

Relationship Warrior

When you’re S/O’s friend’s monitor everything you do/ have done just for the sole reason to report it to your partner to attempt to cause issues with your relationship

Damn nigga get your relationship warrior ass
friends and tell them to go somewhere. They're
causing unnecessary issues for us.

by John_Wick_slayer69 August 27, 2022