Suffocating the Duck

When one is in the bath, then places a facecloth upon their asshole and farts. To collect ones internal fragrance. The noises of action replicates a the sound of a duck.
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Darkwing Duck

The Darkwing Duck finds its roots in the ole batwing. The stark differences are that the Darkwing Duck requires someone to apply black or brown face paint to their ballsack. In addition to grabbing each testicle and spreading your sack as far as it goes you quack like a duck as well.
John really wanted to go blackface for the corporate halloween party but knew it has been a fireable offense since 2009. He decided to instead give his marketing team the darkwing duck to lighten the mood.

“Man… Davis was wild last night. He told me I was more outside than an asshole on Christmas then gave me the Darkwing Duck on his way out to his car.
by Dead Man’s Delight November 18, 2022
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Cheesy duck

The Cheesy Duck is where a man ejaculates inside a woman, and then puts his nose in her vagina much like the bill of a duck.
I'm telling you boy it was filthy, I gave myself a cheesy duck
by Cosmicdave November 19, 2017
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Laughing Duck

When you are laughing uncontrollably and keep farting with every giggle you make, which sounds like a duck!
I get so embarrassed when I start getting the laughing duck and cannot control how loud it is.
by batmansgirl August 19, 2012
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Cheeky Duck

The word duck is an abbreviation of the term 'Silent Duck' which refers to the shape made by the hand during fisting, or initiation into fisting. Silent Duck

And so the term cheeky duck refers to slyly slipping a silent duck in during sex, aimed to catch the receiver off guard.
' Hey Freddie guess what?! '

' Woah what happened Sam?! '

' The other night i was having sex and Amy slipped a cheeky duck in! i havent shat right in 4 days! '
by s0a0m0 November 25, 2009
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Fuck and duck

When someone has sex with another person but then after the experience avoids all contact with that person.
His dick was so small, he keeps texting me but i think i'm gonna pull a fuck and duck.
by toomuchsass October 05, 2015
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Ducks Butter

The sweat that gathers between your anus and ball sack after sex.
Jizzminda's gussit was caked in ducks butter after a long night What's that? Chinese for dinner? Why yes yes it is!at the docks.
by Taverna scotiatoastie November 05, 2015
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