surprise poop

when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.
"dude, I just had a wicked surprise poop"

"surprise poops piss me the fuck off"
by Zombri507 March 04, 2014
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poop mousse

chocolate mousse swirled into a bowl coming out looking like poop
I tried to be fancy and squeeze the mousse from a ziploc, but it just became poop mousse.
Nel: Watch out for the dog doo
Ecid: Thanks. Hey, that reminds me of the poop mousse we had at Ard's place last night.
by ardnad January 21, 2007
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pooping backwards

The act of pooping on a toilet backwards, as if straddling the toilet. In most cases the trousers and undergarments must be completely removed before engaging in this act.
Yellows '09 loves pooping backwards!
Yeah they leave some awesome skid marks.
by Poop Backwards July 28, 2010
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poop cap

A solid piece of poop blocking the butthole passage allowing prolonged control over otherwise explosive diarrhea.
Adam blew his poop cap, and now he can't stop shitting everywhere!
by Plumpy4000 December 22, 2007
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What the Poop?

Statement used when shocked, taken back or confused. Very catchy. Also, nicer than swearing and kid friendly. But not to be used in buisness or proper situations.
"Hey Molly, we don't want you to come to the mall with us."
"What the poop?"

"Sally, your boyfriend is cheating on you."
"What the poop?"
by bubble:] April 30, 2009
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poop work

something that some one does not want to do or is undesirable to do
"man cleaning up your house is poop work"
by johnbsg June 05, 2007
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Poop shy

The state of being extremely uncomfortable when people are listening to or watching you poop.
Guy1: dude I'm watching you poop
Guy2: dude stop I'm poop shy
by CooBrah January 24, 2016
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