Skip to main content

JOUST THE DARK SIDE

WHEN A MALE IS THINKING ABOUT PUTTING THE DICK IN SOMEONES ASS BE IT MALE OR FEMALE
I THINK MIKE IS TRYING TO JOUST THE DARK SIDE TONIGHT. REALLY? YEAH DUDE HES TOTALLY TRYING TO GET THAT DUDE NAKED
by SHARPIE785 January 25, 2011
mugGet the JOUST THE DARK SIDEmug.

Dark days warrior

A human that always acts dark and acts like a warrior in front of people.
Me: Look! It's dark days warrior!
My friend: Who the fuck is dark days warrior?
Me: You don't understand anything.
mugGet the Dark days warriormug.

the dark funnel

Online purchasing behavior is not linear, but the classic attribution model wants it to be. Instead, most leads come in via word of mouth that's untrackable. In-person chats, DMs, Slack conversations, podcast mentions, etc.

Because you can't measure those, it's called the dark funnel.
I've heard that Wynter gets all its leads through the dark funnel
by mrB2B April 13, 2022
mugGet the the dark funnelmug.

Princess of darkness

The princess of nightmares, shadows, and all things terrifying and unseen.
The bubbly girl was the motherfuckin princess of darkness.
by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021
mugGet the Princess of darknessmug.

Dark orb in brain

A malicious or bad feeling within a person, usually cognitive
Have you seen Micheal online? He just send nudes to my grandma.

I think he was diagnosed with the Dark Orb in Brain
by anonymous April 3, 2025
mugGet the Dark orb in brainmug.

Dark Figure

Definition 1: A figure that is completely shrouded in darkness
Definition 2: the figure behind you.
Definition 1: Look at that dark figure over there, he's pretty scary!
Definition 2: look behind you.
by Clintenite July 3, 2022
mugGet the Dark Figuremug.

Share this definition