Ride the Cat

Simultaneous sex with all 3 members of the famed musical act Bobcat Goblin.

I rode the cat after the last show and the wounds didn't heal for a week. Maybe next time you can ride the cat, too.

by Michael Boney April 29, 2011

to be the cat's whiskers

To be the center of the universe. To believe you are the only one, unique, extraordinary, etc

to be the cat's whiskers: We were the cat's whiskers. We used to go out in my breezer and get into all kinds of bushwa.

by jedimisu April 29, 2008

Sleepy Cat

Someone who is always tired, constantly dosing off at the wrong moments

... only a Sleepy Cat.

by Big Jargon July 6, 2010

Cat Earthquake

Sticking your dick in a cat and making it purr

Friend 1:Hey, Wes what are ypu doing tonight?
Wes: Not much felt like doing a Cat Earthquake tonight.

by Toasterboi42069 December 8, 2019

Cat Melojin

bad; crap; shite; useless;

Irish coloqialism.

That game was cat melojin;

That's feckin melojin that is;

Q: How did ya get on in town last night?
A: twas Cat Melojin altogether!!, was langerated and some feckin gormless langer of a bouncer kicked me out!

by RobC July 14, 2003

raping the cat

A euphemism for masturbating, derived from a bad pun relating to catgirl porn.

"Dude, I totally walked in on Dave raping the cat!"
"At least he waited until The Secretary was over, unlike last time..."

by Xhihou July 22, 2008

kiss the cat

When in attempts to comfort and relieve yourself from your miserable life you suck up to your best friend, who is incidentally your cat or other pet.

Burt: "Aaron go home and kiss the cat!"

Aaron: "Come 'ere Ginger give papa a kissy"

by ihavetwohandsandtwofeetonme October 25, 2010