A beautiful creature. Has brown wavy hair, dark memorizing eyes, and knows your name before you know his. You don’t know his name, only that he works in the deli. But that just makes him all the more dark and mysterious! “The deli guy” is often found in the metro deli, but sometimes works in grocery department if they are short staffed. He doesn’t talk much, but he doesn’t need to. His looks do all you talking if you know what I mean ;)
by TheDeliGuyy June 19, 2020
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by Toronto gal March 28, 2017
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the guy you call up when you're single and in desperate need of getting ate out, cause you know he'll always do it
omg I am dying for someone to just rip off my pants and eat me out right now. I'm gonna call my meal guy
by God'sServant October 25, 2017
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