boss's day

A dumb, completely pointless holiday invented by greeting card companies to sell more cards. A concept that hasn't and (hopefully) never will catch on. On this day you're supposed to thank your boss for "being kind and fair" and buy him some stupid card, but really, its just a classic hallmark holiday. Ironically, most people seem to resent their bosses anyway so whats the point?

Joe: I got a card for my boss, because today is Boss's Day!
Mike: What the hell is "Boss's Day"?
Joe: Its a day where we show our appreciation of our boss!
Mike: You're an idiot who blindly follows dumb trends, you know that?

by NewClear October 11, 2012

Bloodless Day

A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass

I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!

by Frankie Puscher November 26, 2012

Colman Day

When you dont do anything all day long and sit at your house all day and have a Colman Day.

When Tyler called Mike to chill, he said no because he wanted to have a Colman Day and sit at his house all day,play skyrim,suck on his nipple,and be Simards slampig

by slampig978 July 5, 2012

Tired as the day

Its when you are extremely tired, typically occurs after pulling an all nighter.

Man i shouldnt have stayed up all night, I am as tired as the day.

by ucourt January 30, 2012

pie day

a special day celebrated by dorks around the world on 3/14 because of the mathematical value of pi, or 3.14 (shortened).

Hey man, since it's Pie Day, why don't you make me a pie?!

by BELLALA July 31, 2012

Snow Day

A day when classes are canceled and all you do is stay home and do cocaine. Rick James loved snow days, but he was not enrolled in classes, so they occurred with greater frequency.

A secondary definition of snow day is when you stay home from school and see how many times you can masturbate in one day. You play god to the mites that live in the carpet, as you pepper them with inches of hot white semen.

I took a snow day today
Nice, so how much blow did you do?
Just say, it smells like Colombia.

by Devon McIntyer February 22, 2011

Beaver Day

A holiday on the third weekend in February involving groups of friends where one member of the group dresses up in a beaver costume while the remainder of the friends dress up as lumber jacks. The group goes out in public and sings parodies of songs changing the words to be about beavers and beaver related activities such as chewing trees and building damns. Beaver day Surpasses Valentines day in relavance and St Patricks Day in alcoholism

I can see you guys are growing out your beards for this years Beaver Day!

by Jerry Mathers as the beave February 26, 2011