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pageant porn

Due to nature of free porn and accessibility of porn, or celebrity using porn as vehicle to stardom, or general competitiveness of the porn industry, pornstars are getting more and more attractive. Pageant porn is the idea where the destination of porn is heading that will eventually eclipse actual beauty pageants.
Jennifer, the high school prom queen, is now participating in the pageant porn industry.
by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016
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whisk porn

Where any other toy isn't good enough for some sexual pleasure imma use a whisk
Whisk porn cuz why the hell not scar people...
by Pineanpple December 6, 2016
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porn hour

The hour your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is looking at porn.
"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour bro"
by Bhesh November 23, 2015
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Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks into your room to try and wake you up.
My sister tried to wake me up, but i was caught porn handed and my sister was scared
by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016
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Porn blocker

Guy 1: damn i dont want pornhub or porn sites appearing
Guy 2: then use a porn blocker
by Misterhunterindahouse July 7, 2019
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porn tornado

When you keep clicking porn, video after video, and it gets more and more weird until you dont know how you got there.
"Man, I was watching porn last night and I couldnt stop, I got caught up in a Porn Tornado."
by Ploofmeister April 1, 2019
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Porn Wizard

the porn wizard, is a complex being. it is beyond all of human comprehension. he is the creator, the pleaser, and destroyer of all. in fact, porn wizard is a god. the god. porn wizard is god. now you may be wondering why the porn wizard (god) is called this. well, the “porn” represents the very creation of the universe and the wonders within. “wizard” is due to this god’s powerful abilities that cannot be explained throughly in mere human terms. in certain cases and under certain circumstances an individual can obtain special powers at the mere “contact” with the porn wizard. such abilities may be too powerful for a weak individual to wield, but those with strength, passion and a longing for more, will be able to dominate those around them. such ancient beliefs are still alive in present day countries such as england, france, germany, russia and many others.

for millennia, the concept of the porn wizard has been debated as for this who lack such intellect and stamina, it is hard for them to comprehend a being that has no bounds and no end. religious leaders and philosophers alike have speculated the nature of this omnipotent being and have not been able to fathom h o w a natural creature can have such abilities without becoming exhausted due to “over-drive”. this being is the reason because such concepts as “infini-porn” and is the overall reason for infinitesimal dick energy.
THE PORN WIZARD IS A PROUD S W I T C H
by ReinaSilva May 24, 2019
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