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Ape brain

A human who is so idiotic their brain could be compared to that of an ape's.
John: My boss says he wants me to come to work with no face mask, even though there's an AIDS+ebola+covid+black plague outbreak.

Jack: Your boss sure sounds like an ape brain to me.
by RedBonnet May 10, 2020
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Brain fucker

1) A guy/girl that is on the phone a says birty things to the girl/guy on the phone
(A brain fucker is a person that fucks through the phone)
2) a guy/girl that messes with peoples minds in a sexy way
1)guy- "hey baby u wanna fuck over the phone?"
Girl- "fuck yea let's do it"
Girl- " wait r u a brain fucker?"
Boy- "what do u thank I'm trying to do now?"
Girl- "oh ok then keep going"
Or
Girl- "hey boy do u want a baby through phone sex?"
Boy-" hell yea go on baby suck my cock"
2) girl- "hey boy what u doin?"
Boy-" just you babe"
Girl- " yea baby"
Boy-" does it feel good girl"
Girl- " yea it sure does babe"
Girl- "oh ugh keep it going ugh ugh yea that's it"
Boy- "do u want to suck now?"
Girl-" sure put it up here"
by Bʏ ʏouяs ţяuʟʏ September 6, 2016
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Goon Brain

A condition in which the brain is underperforming due to drinking 2+ days consecutively.

Cases of Goon Brain are most commonly seen after boys trips or after any other elongated drinking binges have occurred. Many times, Goon Brain victims begin suffering from the condition before a trip has even ended.

People suffering from Goon Brain may take up to 7 days to return to 100%, especially at work.
We’ve been home from the booze cruise since Monday and after 48 hours, Dan still hadn’t noticed he’s wearing two left shoes; I’m worried he have Goon Brain.
by ShitBrainChampion2001 April 5, 2022
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bird brain

Somebody who doesn't understand math and will never understand. He will utter stuff like: The proof is brilliant. It uses mainstream mythmatics to demonstrate the bullshit being taught by the BIG STUPID. It accepts infinity as being valid.
John Gabriel, you wont get it with your bird brain.
by Harry Stoteles December 20, 2016
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blue brain

when a chick gets you mind going about a bunch of kinky shit, and then says "wait i shouldn't have said any of that." Now your mind is going, but you have no release.
Man, last night this girl was talkin up a storm about what she'd do when we got home, then she straight blue brained me on it when it came down to it.
by C.Diddy May 17, 2010
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Brain hole

The place in your brain where you put new information. It's also where you pull ideas out of.
"Candice named her twins Bucket and Bracket, what in the fuck is wrong with her brain hole?"

"I literally shit in the refrigerator last night because the liquor messed up my brain hole. And the shit is still in there."
by Fuckthatguy July 24, 2015
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Getting brained

After I ate the cookie, I was getting brained sitting on my couch
by All Original January 30, 2022
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