Kind of like being the tallest dwarf
Ram Sweeney is the smartest guy on the football team
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The Poo Joker Gamers Team

An organization known for their works of irony. Referred to as "Poo Joker," this group is currently at the top of the irony game on Instagram. They are also known for their feature on comedian Tony Zaret's page as a character in a skit and their multiple collaborations with Esoteric "Fosing" Irony, a young, successful man that is on par with the Poo Joker's level of irony.
Tony: "The Poo Joker Gamers Team?"
The Poo Joker: "Sup."
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Mariner High's Football Team

The worst freaking Team in the history of time...........
61 to 0....damn Mariner High's Football Team sucks!
by Mariner High School March 27, 2011
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Perham Boys Basketball Team

A bunch of butt hurts who think they are the fucking Gods of basketball. 100% of their players think they can go D1. They can't. This isn't the NBA. Stop with the shooting sleeves and cocky attitudes. They walk around with the "My dick is bigger than yours" persona... Oh the irony..
Excuse me, I play for the Perham Boys Basketball Team. You don't happen to have a tampon I can borrow, do you?
by WadenaGuy10 December 07, 2012
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Madhu Styles Diss Team

A group of three friends who teamed up to diss Harry Styles on June 9th, 2020.
Madhu: did you check the messages on Madhu Styles Diss Team??
Darshi: No. Anyway it's only Imaan texting there.
by msdtuser_94 June 25, 2021
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Black n Tan Team

A mediocre crew of two salesman, that happen to be latino, and african.
Hey Bob sales are down again this week. Yeah thanks to the "Black n Tan Team" you hired.
by Big Whitey Ford February 18, 2022
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Tag Team Beef Wellington

A variation of Beef Wellington. Two teams of two male contestants wrap their flaccid penises in kitchen-grade plastic wrap. The match begins with one contestant from each team standing face to face. Their inactive teammates stand off to the side (ideally behind a set of elastic ropes). The two active contestants take turns slapping the other contestant's plastic wrapped penis with an open hand. The first contestant that gets a full erection loses. However, if one contestant believes that they may be close to getting an erection, they may tag their teammate in to the match by slapping them with their plastic wrapped penis on the outer thigh. The outgoing contestant must leave the match, but is eligible to return once they are completely flaccid again.
"Hey bro! Are you getting an erection? Tag me in! It's Tag Team Beef Wellington!"
by Esor December 20, 2013
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