junkyard slap

When you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out your dick covered in shit, and slap her in the face with it.

After i fucked her in the ass i gave her a junkyard slap.

by Modernprophet13 May 12, 2018

Slap and Tickle

Mostly used as a farley confusion tactic in England and the UK

Tim really pulled the old slap and tickle on her good!

by Buster Keys December 21, 2022

slap the grass

A synonym for "hit the hay"

"Well I'm tired, it's been a long day, time to slap the grass"

by Drunk Aunt August 16, 2017

Unicorn Slap

When someone hits another person in there penis while there penis is Erect

Guy 1:I heard u got unicorn slapped dude guy 2: Yeah dude it fucking hurt

by Omar Patton Eisenhower III June 14, 2019

Happy slap

Verb. When a naked man bounces up and down causing his junk to slap together. The ideal slap consists of the penis hitting in-between the two balls of the sac.

The man got out of the shower and began to happy slap before drying off.

by Hottiecotty October 22, 2017

slap-assassin

A perpetrator of a "slap-ass friday" assault.

The slap-assassin's are in police custody.

That guy is a real slap-assassin.

by whocalled the cops December 8, 2013

Spaghetti Slap

When someone is slapped in the face with an unknown quantity of al dente noodles. Preferrably Fedelini noodles.

Hey did you see Spaghetti Joe take that Spaghetti Slap to the face last night?

by RamblingJoeBiden January 26, 2018