Cocksucker shoes

Kneepads

I wear cocksucker shoes to protect my knees while I perform oral sex on a man

by Zack's mom March 17, 2024

Shoe-Rape

Carelessly yanking the overlapping laces of a shoe loose to ruin the function and appearance of the weave.

This causes the targeted person to have to painstakingly re-lace the potentially damaged shoe, hence the word "rape".

"Hello, is this Eric's mom? This is principal Shepard. It seems him and a few boys from school started a negative trend of pulling on other student's shoes, calling it 'shoe-rape' and telling people, 'You got raped!'".

by ThaNameGame July 14, 2022

Goody two shoes

Bland, cowardly boring people with no personality who go out of their ways to constantly "do the good thing". They'd rather have both of their legs cut off then being offensive or critical of anyone or anything. Very boring, patronizing and dead inside people you should stay clear away from. Real life isn't good or bad, it rests somewhere in between. Anyone who's trying to convince you he is utterly good (or evil for that matter) is a lying POS.

Jack is such a goody two shoes useless pile of jello that he finds anything other then disney movies are immoral and offensive. Fuck Jack, he's not coming on that road trip with us.

by Spyan July 29, 2022

Say Shoes

1. Overview
Say shoes is a versatile suspiciousness test designed by dr. █████ ████████ which enables many people to know who is the impostor

2. How it works
Some people pronounce "shoes" as "sus", and that makes the Say Shoes test effective at detecting who is the impostor. The test can be done verbally as well as using text messages or Discord.

3. Example
Person 1: Say shoes

Person 2: ss- sus

Person 1: *votes out person 2*

by faultyimage_ June 22, 2022

Keep your shoes on

Don't give up yet. Stay ready. Something is about happen and you need to be ready for it.

Private Noobie: C'mon Sarge, the enemy hasn't shown in days. Can't we take a break?

Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.

by LuridHope June 24, 2022

Fuck around shoes

Shoes you wear when you’re about to go fuck around

Hey son, grab your fuck around shoes, we’re going to the mall

by JonnyBDE July 5, 2022

If The Shoes Squeakin The Bitch Tweakin

A common word used in New York by local teens and kids. More so commonly used as a type of remark to people who are "tweakin" or not pushing P. It's also used as a simile to say that someone's crazy.

"Man you see Brittany over there? Her shoes must be squeakin." "100% but hey, If The Shoes Squeakin The Bitch Tweakin"

That guy working the 711 shoes MUST be squeakin today.

by MrSquiggles12 February 17, 2022