vertical ham sandwich

A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.

"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is gonna be eaten right up"

by schh March 28, 2009

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Mien kampf sandwich

When a rant is so incoherent and filled with so much hard to decipher speech that it sounds like they are chewing a sandwich

David: What the hell I come to work and the first thing that happens is Becky screaming at me I couldn’t even understand what she was saying

Tom: Sounds to me like she was chewing on a mien kampf sandwich

by Geiskahnawj December 7, 2019

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Mud-slide sandwich

when you have diarrhea and instead of wiping you proceed to have unprotected anal sex. Once the guy pulls out you then proceed to eat the diarrhea off his dick.

Instead of wiping my ass i decided to do the Mud-slide sandwich with my husband

by reeeeenknk'a January 16, 2020

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sandwich high school

A bunch of rich white kids that juul are loud most of them are mostly blonde and dumb as fuck with thicc girls that always have duncan and the teachers don't know what they are talking about and the food tastes like shit and the school is poor af

guy1: where do you go
guy2: sandwich high school
guy1: sorry i don't speak to dumb asses

by championo February 10, 2020

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Ice Cream Sandwich

A cold treat made of two soft cookies and ice cream in the middle.
Many people have enjoyed the sweet treat over decades.
Not to be used as a sex word, perverts.

My mom and I made ice cream sandwiches together. They taste very good.

by Freya-Chan April 1, 2010

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