road of happiness

The strip of hair that connects your belly button to the package of happiness...

Wow David, your road of happiness is so narrow!

by GebNa April 1, 2017

road whack

Masturbation while driving an automobile.

Jimmy was bored and horny on that long, solo drive home from college, so he pulled out his dong and had a nice road whack.

by jds07030 April 15, 2017

sludge guzzling road whore

A "Sludge guzzling road whore" is someone that is as sleazy as they are filthy! Absolutely no morals and will perform sexual acts of any kind with anyone for pennies on the dollar!!

Truck stops are often common places to find SLUDGE GUZZLING ROAD WHORES!

by One Witty chic April 21, 2017

gilles road slang

Slang used by people who live in Wendouree and Creswick

Hey look that man is using Gilles Road slang

by Someone004 May 14, 2017

road pony

An imagined blue sphere of unspoken truths from the previous evening's escapades.

Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.

by Capitalsallaround May 20, 2017

road stoge

A cigarette to be saved for later that you bum off your friend.

Ayy dawg can I get a road stoge

by Josephthespliffgod May 27, 2017

road donut

While driving a vehicle, elevating your rear end between the head rest and top of the seat, as your partner is in back seat and repeatedly tongue punches your donut hole until fully satisfied.

Lastnight I gave Joey the best road donut of his life! I had him howling the whole way home.

by Cuppy May 28, 2017