Angry Pirate° Syndrome is the result of receiving too many Angry Pirates in your day which causes you to go blind in your left eye. The worst side effects of this terrible disease typically occurs when someone is going to be turning left onto a street and the street they are turning onto has a vehicle stopped with their left blinker on. The man of woman afflicted with APS is unable to see this vehicle and ends up crossing in front of them to let go instead of waving them on and cutting in behind them. This oversight can cause the vehicle that is trying to turn off the side street to have to wait another, 5 minutes at minimum and can cause someone to be late for a number of events. The highest percentage of these incidents tend to occur in towns where there are a lot of wealthy people driving around completely unaware of their surroundings. Some may take this as a lack of manners for how to operate on the road, but it is usually just a result of APS causing these rich fucks to blow by you. Don't even bother trying to gesture to them in a sarcastic manner to say thank you because they will not be able to see you and will look straight ahead completely unaware of their actions.
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°search Angry Pirate for definition
Man: Dude, where the fuck have you been? We're gonna be late for the Pats game, it's our only chance to see them get another win this year, they are playing the lowly Jets!
Me: Sorry bro, I was trying to take a left onto Main Street for 25 minutes, I never realized how many people are afflicted with Angry Pirate Syndrome around here.
Man: Oh shit, I understand. I heard Zack Wilson's mother has APS.
ME: She does? Do you think she'll be at the game today?
Man: I hope so, if she is she's gonna need to upgrade from an eye patch to a walking stick when I'm done with her.
Me: Do you think his father will be there?
Man: Dude, keep it in your pants
Me: Sorry bro, I was trying to take a left onto Main Street for 25 minutes, I never realized how many people are afflicted with Angry Pirate Syndrome around here.
Man: Oh shit, I understand. I heard Zack Wilson's mother has APS.
ME: She does? Do you think she'll be at the game today?
Man: I hope so, if she is she's gonna need to upgrade from an eye patch to a walking stick when I'm done with her.
Me: Do you think his father will be there?
Man: Dude, keep it in your pants
by Kano4545 November 18, 2023
Get the Angry Pirate Syndromemug. When a drug(primary Methamphetamine) addiction completely consumes your life; altering your physical appearance and behavior to replicate that of a "classic pirate." Usually involves, Dark under eyes(from lack of sleep), dirty clothes, dirty body, and rotten teeth(from lack of personal care). Can be a wanderer, just "sailing" from place to place. Usually seeking/stealing/begging for anything they can get their hands on of any value; for future trade of drugs. Always "carpet surfing" for a free sparkly shard by spending all day, everyday trying to find that treasure.
I use to hang out with Mitch but, after he became a complete Ice Pirate he and I just don't jive well together anymore.
by Sganz41 December 22, 2022
Get the Ice Piratemug. Jim: I saw that new Westworld series on HBO during the free preview weekend.
Matt: Is it good?
Jim: So good I am going to have to pirate watch it because I'm too cheap to buy HBO.
Matt: Is it good?
Jim: So good I am going to have to pirate watch it because I'm too cheap to buy HBO.
by PearlDiddy October 10, 2016
Get the pirate watchmug. A pilfgram turned Pilfer Pirate on a pilfgrimage of a life time on the Highest seas. Plundering and pilfing all the booty that is thrown their way.
by Schmidt Show April 23, 2022
Get the Pilfer Pirate 🦜mug. during a particularly vigorous session of intercourse the partner on top drips sweat into his/her partner's eye causing her/him to close the eye and moan arrrgh!
by Golden Rod February 22, 2010
Get the Sweaty Piratemug. Another name for a Brown noser
A man plowing ass,nose first on his knees working hard for that raise/promotion
A man plowing ass,nose first on his knees working hard for that raise/promotion
Look at David he's been a booty pirate ever since he found out the boss was going to promote somebody.He has followed the boss everywhere he went all morning.
by Happyavacado April 20, 2024
Get the Booty Piratemug. Post Pirating, when you Post a status on a social media site, and someone status bombs you and all of the sudden, everyone is answering that Status bomb instead of the original post. You've now been a victim of "Post Pirating".
Dave says on Facebook:Check out my new Whip!
Jose posts in the comments section: Yea, I want a new one, but I just bought this killer Jet, and we're having a Mile High party on it this weekend....
Every one else posts: Oooh, can we go Jose? What time? What should we wear? How long is the flight? What color is the Jet? Does the Jet have shag carpet? Will Shaq be there?
Dave says: WTF Jose, quit Post Pirating! Get your own Post!
Jose posts in the comments section: Yea, I want a new one, but I just bought this killer Jet, and we're having a Mile High party on it this weekend....
Every one else posts: Oooh, can we go Jose? What time? What should we wear? How long is the flight? What color is the Jet? Does the Jet have shag carpet? Will Shaq be there?
Dave says: WTF Jose, quit Post Pirating! Get your own Post!
by DavidNVegas February 3, 2014
Get the Post Piratingmug.