The act of forgetting or ignoring existing plans when a person of sexual attractiveness offers to hang out. The polar opposite of "bros before hos"
Bro 1 "Yo is P still gaming with us tonight"
Bro 2 " Nah man he isn't responding but someone said he's with some chick"
Bro 1 " Dude he ditched us again, that lil bitch has gone pussy blind"
Bro 2 " Nah man he isn't responding but someone said he's with some chick"
Bro 1 " Dude he ditched us again, that lil bitch has gone pussy blind"
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"Damn yo, the chick I was with last night, came so much ... I ended up sleeping in a pussy pond all night, yo."
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A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
Becky: Ew, Mike's looking at us.
Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.
Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".
Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.
Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.
Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".
Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.
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