piping it

A response to someone's foolishness or weirdness or exaggeration. As if they "must be smoking something" (in a pipe. Hardcore.)

"Dude, it occurred to me today: have you ever looked at your hands? I mean, really? Up close?"

"Bro, you're piping it. Seriously. Do you need a nap?"

by Sparkicus June 29, 2016

Pipe Camper

A person who won't pass the weed and "camps" on it.

Hey dude it's been 15 minutes...stop being a pipe camper and pass the weed

by Sinful Trash Bin January 19, 2017

Rusty pipe water

Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.

Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?

by MrJuly October 12, 2011

Straight Pipe

Removing a catalytic converter from a car in order to make it sound faster than it is. Can land you with a Section 59 if the police check under the car.

“That car behind me is deafening, is it an AMG?”

“Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”

by 3Serie March 21, 2023

Pipe Dream

When you want to fuck someone you have next to no chance of fucking

Man 1: Imma fuck Lisa one day
Man 2: You ain't fuckin her, that's a pipe dream

by DumDumtheGenius January 24, 2023

agony-pipe

A clarinet.

This was that same agony-pipe, which, in the German rhapsody, wails its way into the most exciting of all symphonic expressions of the jazz idiom...

by Delbosco October 15, 2021

Pipe Princess

A person who obsessively cleans their THC equipment.

Stop being such a pipe princess! You are using all of my isopropyl alcohol

by StupidStone5924 March 20, 2023