A Mexican who has no life and is very gay. He likes taking dick up the ass and sucking BBC. Spends more time on black ops than he does with girls. Lastly, loves incest. Also jerks off to two girls one cup 24 hours a day.
by Porchguy69 June 18, 2017

Nathan stole my girlfriend
by Babyilvoe April 4, 2024

the prettiest boy. very funny and knows how to treat a girl right. doesn't love school but goes because of his friends. you could get lost in his eyes for hours and his smile could convince u to do anything.
person 1: hey do u know that super attractive funny person who goes to our school?
person 2: oh you mean nathan battistella ?
person 1: yeah him
person 2: oh you mean nathan battistella ?
person 1: yeah him
by jxllybeanslol December 10, 2021

One of the most amazing guys ever as a boyfriend. He is kind and knows how to treat a girl right. He cares for his friends but will do anything for his girlfriend although he will never hurt someone. He is smart although he sometimes gets bored.
A Nathan is the best boyfriend you could have.
by YouKnowWho198 December 13, 2021

A person who loves music
You would say “oops I done a nathan”is you
asks 100 girls that you fell in love with out on a date, but gotrejected until he got a Xbox girlfriend While playing minecraft
if you call him Nathaniel He will kill you and all your family
You would say “oops I done a nathan”is you
asks 100 girls that you fell in love with out on a date, but gotrejected until he got a Xbox girlfriend While playing minecraft
if you call him Nathaniel He will kill you and all your family
by Grand Nat November 25, 2019

girl: please stay at mine
nathan: fine
nathan: lad ffs i just wanna go out
boy: inii ladd
girl: -
girl2: that’s you should be priority
nathan: fine
nathan: lad ffs i just wanna go out
boy: inii ladd
girl: -
girl2: that’s you should be priority
by user1200000 May 14, 2023

a sexy man with the fattest of asses, no aubrie nor alyssa has a fatter ass, thy are simply too flat.
by sum randum dood May 3, 2021
