suspension noodle

The act of hanging oneself.

We are gathered here today to pay our respects to Jim, who committed suspension noodle last night.

by Arkadios200 October 6, 2022

Noodle Pulp

Literally the pulp of a noodle, what you get stuck on your dishes if you overcook the noodles in boiling water.

"Did you seriously overcook those noodles? How do you overcook noodles? I can tell because there's Noodle Pulp stuck to the pot. They're literally the easiest things to cook..."

by HauptmannHans41 May 25, 2020

Popped a Noodle

Hear your wee-wee cracking in a way that you wish it would be spine instead.

Mike, what happened?
I jumped onto my bed while being hard and Popped a Noodle

by Kriest June 24, 2021

Let’s noodle

A word one says when one wishes to noodle

Bob: Let’s noodle!
John: ok!

by PatrickJohnson June 16, 2018

Sin noodle

Another word for a penis.

In the eyes of God, if a man's penis is used for sexual intercourse before marriage, it's nothing more than a sin noodle.

by Bobby_McGeezer June 8, 2021

Noodl

noodl is noodl. noodl is stan. noodl is jermain husband. noodl

noodl epic pogger

by The gay the jaymie December 27, 2021

Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

if you eat shrimp noodles you 100% of the time have a shrimp dick

Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?

Boy: Yes? Why?

Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

by YourLocalDoorKnobber69 August 13, 2022