Rough Night 

A drink, Tequila with a nicotine patch.

Tina "Hey, rough night?"
Amy "Yeah its not gone to plan."
Tina "Ohhh no, I was ordering a drink, its a tequila with a nicotine patch."

Rough Night by delProfundo November 27, 2013

Blardonay Night 

A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"

Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.

Blardonay Night by Ali that Girl September 16, 2008

One night in Hangkok 

Instead of choking yourself, you tie your dick with a piece of string. Then you tie the other end to a closet pole and hang from it. Next, you have a whore come in and jerk you off. You fall to the ground once you go soft. Maybe.

I went to Asia and I figured while I was there, I may as well as spend $5 and get a one night in Hangkok.

One night in Hangkok by jismjedi June 16, 2009

aim-night stand 

when you are chatting with only one person (usually on aim, can be on other chats) & you are staying online for just them & they go offline randomly

girl 1: i had an aim-night stand with aj las nite?"
girl2: who left?
girl 1: i did haha

aim-night stand by edipPhillygrrl September 18, 2009

Saturday Night Haircut 

A haircut not on the head or face, intendeded as a polite gesture for interactions most likely to occur on a Saturday night.

Brotha, if we're gonna go out tonight, I gotta go administer my Saturday Night Haircut; I'm not going for the overgrown forest look.

Saturday Night Haircut by typicalchazzgville September 5, 2010

Net night crush 

The object of your crush online that only lasts one night.

You are looking through a bunch of images trying to find something when your heart skips a beat, you catch your breath, and you try to find as much out about the person you just saw as possible.

You find their myspace or something and your heartfelt crush deepens.

By morning you have given up on actually contacting, even if you found info, and that's that.

You think to yourself, I had a net night crush.

Net night crush by Norse 27 July 15, 2011

Late Night Molly 

You know the thing where you bring a girl back to your house with the sexual intentions and turns out she has morals and doesn't give it up upon the first time of meeting someone.

Everything was going good, then ended up getting late night molly, the worst.

Late Night Molly by rrmae August 1, 2011