Mike: "Cap n Coke for me, and a Zima for the lady"
Fred: "Thats not funny, I'm not a lady, I would like a Zima though"
Fred: "Thats not funny, I'm not a lady, I would like a Zima though"
by Anonymous August 18, 2003
The act of masturbating yourself to the point of full erection and then wrapping the base of the penis tightly with string, rubber band, zip tie, speaker wire, etc. so that you can constantly maintain said erection and will always be ready should an opportunity for sex present itself.
Erectile dysfunction is common among liberals. Therefore, lock n' load is a standard operating procedure for them.
by 23rd Chromosome October 06, 2015
Where your dirty dishes are
by wetherjenius November 03, 2006
Name of a supermarket chain mainly based in the South Island of New Zealand but also has some outlets in the North Island of New Zealand.
by Karl Leung November 30, 2005
to fish hook a woman's mouth with two fingers on each hand and continue to insert penis into the butt hole and move arms back and forth so that the sliding motion takes place.
by Whiteboy1080 October 03, 2010
When someone achieves the state of intoxication know as crunk and then foolishly and mistakenly acquire the impression that they can rap and proceed to rape your ears with their godawful rhymes.
by T-Buck October 23, 2007
When you are doing a girl in the pussy and you are about to jizz, you jizz then get the hell out of there and she will never know what hit her.
Dude, I was totally doing this hot ass blonde last night. She had the tightest pussy and said she didn't want to get pregnant and I didn't want any trouble so i pulled a Jizz 'N' Run!
by Jacob/Gaurav March 17, 2008