Muffin Man

A true gangsta and pimp who lives on drurberrylane

COOL GUY: Yo gangsta wat up dog, how's you be's trippin'

Muffin Man: Man notin much sept I's just be's chillin wit my new hoe ya dig?

by Isaiah June 9, 2004

eating the muffin

Grabbing someones penis and throwing it at a dolphin.

Guy: Hey you wanna be eating the muffin.
Other: I don't know where we would find a dolphin but yeah sure.

by Maxwell the olympian November 3, 2013

slut muffin

a big huge ginormous slut muffin.

that slut muffin sucked off 34,243 guys.

by sam hixson March 10, 2008

tard muffin

shit that your girfriend eats

i gave her a tard muffin last night

by Jordan Olness January 22, 2004

fag muffin

fag is British slang for ciggarette, so a ciggarette muffin

Damn, you smell like a fag muffin

by rent_junkie January 19, 2008

Muffin Monster

A female vocalist exhibiting characteristics of Cookie Monster vocals.

Dude, did you see the chick lead singer in that metal band last night, she was a total muffin monster, I couldn't understand shit she was sayin!

by L-B0 September 14, 2010

muffin top

a physical trait particularly on a femal body

austin is wearing that whoreish top and his muffin top is flabbing out

by flavor ice July 25, 2010