Max

Max is someone who likes to pee in his diaper and smells like a trash bag. He's a very ugly homeless and has no life. He will most like date a girl named Ruby and will fail in school.

Ew look it's ugly Max coming.

by Jdkdfkfbdjdjdxb May 28, 2019

max cook

touches dogs especially pugs

"hey lola come here you dirty girl, my name is max cook by the way."

by fatgrandma December 15, 2023

max stratton

maxs are very long

max stratton is “wow look at max”
“ik, he’s a long schlong”

by timothy is my dAddy October 31, 2019

Nels maxing

When you play valorant all day

Yo stop nels maxing and go get a job

by Kris Kringle 27 April 26, 2025

Max

Likes to dig through the flaps to get to the prize

I like to Max all in TA

by Adam Ferrell Macrae nabua III May 22, 2024

Max

Max's are handsome, athletic, hilarious, and talented singers. They will always be there to cheer you up and their smile will always give you a beautiful feeling. Max's knows how to treat them girls right, get yourself a Max ladies~.

Max's most compatible lovers are Angie's

"What's that guys name?"
"Oh, his name is Tom."
"I thought their name was Max for a second."

by Autumna and Angela March 3, 2019

max's life

max jumps in his ride and then drive to friend girls house , maki taki get all girls . he clappy tappys them all he makes make them his mate. maki taki is a alpha male

hhas your life ever felt like max's life

by Liamy boiii December 19, 2021