Muffin Man

A true gangsta and pimp who lives on drurberrylane

COOL GUY: Yo gangsta wat up dog, how's you be's trippin'

Muffin Man: Man notin much sept I's just be's chillin wit my new hoe ya dig?

by Isaiah June 9, 2004

eating the muffin

Grabbing someones penis and throwing it at a dolphin.

Guy: Hey you wanna be eating the muffin.
Other: I don't know where we would find a dolphin but yeah sure.

by Maxwell the olympian November 3, 2013

slut muffin

a big huge ginormous slut muffin.

that slut muffin sucked off 34,243 guys.

by sam hixson March 10, 2008

tard muffin

shit that your girfriend eats

i gave her a tard muffin last night

by Jordan Olness January 22, 2004

fag muffin

fag is British slang for ciggarette, so a ciggarette muffin

Damn, you smell like a fag muffin

by rent_junkie January 19, 2008

Jammy Muffin

Originated from Danny Duffin after he bit his fingernail too long...

Get yer rat out Jammy Muffin...!

by Danny Duffin October 31, 2008

Slut Muffin

Hannah

Hannah: call me a slut muffin

by DisasterTwink June 24, 2019