May 14

the day the person who will break your heart was born, whoever is born on this day is unloyal and gets manipulated very easily

did you hear, Jolene was born on May 14

by Joseph Joestar February 13, 2022

May 19th

National prairie dog day!
a day to give a fist bump to your friends because like prairie dogs friends stick together!

yo Andrew it’s may 19th
🤜🤛

by lizzy_s April 27, 2020

Jacob May

Hot and gets all the hoes and plays sports and he is a good kid

Jacob may is high

by Me boy November 25, 2019

20th may

The rare people born on this day are the ones we want to rule the world. They are being defined of having the behavior of true kings (or queens). Pure, humble, charismatic, polite, they inspire us to be better. And if you’re very close to them, they will to everything to help you and have a childish sense of humor that will make you laugh your lungs off. But even tho they’re extremely attractive, as surprising as it may seems, they struggle a lot to be in a serious and passionate relationship, sometimes because they don’t want to, or they’re scared to hurt someone. Awwww :(

20th may m is the day of joy

by Meaningman November 22, 2021

May 5

National give your gf neck kisses day😍

Gf: Why did you kiss my neck?
Bf: Bc its may 5

by Drunkdazedjungwon May 4, 2021

Marla May

That one teacher who teaches blow off classes such as Marketing, Advertising, Business, ect. in high school, but takes them seriously as if any of her students cared. She is also prone to tell you about her problems in order to get you to feel bad about her life, and will precede to get offended if you ask her about her miserable life.

Despite her community college education and low teacher wages she might tell you that you're gonna be nothing in life, while she pretends to be sophisticated.

Marla May: "I have to drive two hours in traffic to get my dog who has cancer, and two weeks to live to the vet."
Student#1: "What kind of dog is it?"

Marla May: "You're an insensitive piece of crap, and you're not gonna go anywhere in life."

Student#1: "But I have an A in this class."

by KingwoodMoms May 25, 2018

may 9th

national facetime your crush day!

sally facetime your crush.
no.
its may 9th you have too

by potatotheif November 6, 2020