Did you hear about that chick that Rob hooked up with? It was a three legged woman, if you know what I mean!
by stormandcrash October 14, 2009
Get the Three Legged Womanmug. by Missy from MYSPACE March 19, 2007
Get the peg leg joemug. by Thaddius Gurgle January 3, 2005
Get the Midgit-legs Mcgeemug. The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate.
by alitalia December 5, 2007
Get the one-legged piratemug. when females wear high heal shoes for too long and begin to walk deformed. Typically their knees bend towards each other at a slight angle and they lean over to keep their balance
This girl was walking home from the bar in the cutest dress but TOTAL baby deer legs.
I was dancing all night at the club, and by the time I was stumbling home I pulled out the baby deer legs.
I was dancing all night at the club, and by the time I was stumbling home I pulled out the baby deer legs.
by dertyjerz July 13, 2011
Get the baby deer legsmug. 
When a man you may or may not have had a relationship with does his very best to mark you as his own with obvious gestures so another man knows you are "taken". Derived from the action of dogs pissing on hydrants, trees, appendages etc. to mark their territory and to signal to other dogs that "this territory is taken".
"Damn, Carrie, that Last Resort left a big ole' hickey on my neck and now I can't try to bang that hottie I was talking to last week!"
"Girl, that fucktard's always trying to piss on your leg! You must like it, you keep going back!"
"Why does your husband always put his arm around you when another guy says something meaningless to you? Does he always piss on your leg like that?"
"Girl, that fucktard's always trying to piss on your leg! You must like it, you keep going back!"
"Why does your husband always put his arm around you when another guy says something meaningless to you? Does he always piss on your leg like that?"
by No Way, Jose! September 4, 2008
Get the Piss on your legmug.