Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin

Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.

by tradieaustralian July 9, 2018

dr kevin t bockelboy jr esquire md

A proctologist who regulates peoples dreams like freddy kruger bitch

dr kevin t bockelboy jr esquire md is a Gangster

by jonthan mar August 3, 2010

Kevin

Kevin is the badassed mf I'v ever meet.

Kevin-kun is so hot ngl

by Xssslayer November 22, 2021

Kevin federline

If theres something more chicken shit than being afraid to stand (Kevin Federline), it's being afraid to stand alone (Britney Spears).

At least the world knows Kevin Federline is a womanizing douchebag if the rumors are true and all. Kevin Federline doesnt masquerade or disguise himself as somebody else to do his womanizing or sinning, he does it as Kevin Federline at least. He doesnt hide who and what he is.

by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020

Kevin

A guy who has the smallest dick in the universe, who also smells like shit and probably sucks his pet's dick. And Kevin's often think they're an expert at something, but their statements often blows up in their own faces

literally no one:
Kevin: I invented lay up.

by Stinky possum December 25, 2022

Kevin

Also known as Longbeard Kevin. Is known to dip his long girl like hair into the grease vats at his place of employment. “Anal Town.” He’s know to spend much of the day at Singing Salmon. He also does free lance jiggalo work for a side hustle. Many people who see him mistake him for a pirate. Which in fact he is. Ex lovers of kevin’s often tell tales of his devil dick. His soul is 147 years old. And most notably he has a Great Uncle who was in the olympics. But to clarify he would NEVER under any circumstance date a girl who is in the olympics.

Random person: look over there its a fucking pirate!!
Me: thats kevin

Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?

Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.

by WaltWalterson May 25, 2022

Kevin

A bitch who has had like 20 girlfriends in the past year and has cheated on every single on of them.he also likes to say the n word even though he knows he’s not black.another thing he likes to do is lie about his race and change it basically every day.he will also threaten to beat you up if you talk shit abt him(he won’t go near you though)and he’s overall an annoying ass racist-Saige<3

Person 1:oh no what happened to Kevin’s gf
Person 2:didn’t you hear… he cheated on her:(
Person 1:ugh again!hes such a bitch sometimes
Kevin:DONT TALK SHIT ABT ME YOU FUCKING F-

by Lovely.Sage June 8, 2022