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Screeching Karen

A subtype of the "Karen" archetype of annoying women cliches/tropes;

Screaming Karens are the type of person who films a fight/confrontation with their iPhone,
actively avoiding doing anything about the situation.

When a punch lands, or a fight ensues, the screaming karen will SCREECH at the top of their lungs to indicate something has happened. Usually deafening the viewer of the video being recorded.

Alternatively, this type of Karen, usually when being 'hella ghetto', will announce low-tier shit talk during the duration of the fight. Usually along the lines of something stupid, such as, "Get 'em! Get 'em!", often repeatedly.

Screaming Karens provide nothing to any conflict; they simply stand far away, record in Portrait mode on their phone, and act as a human alarm to alert any passerbys that there might, indeed, be a thing happening.
"Did you see that video of the fight in the mall last night?"
"Yeah bro. But whoever recorded it was a real Screeching Karen, I couldn't even hear what they were fighting about!"
by Maxwell_Edison July 30, 2022
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Cankle Karen

A special breed of Karen with extra thick ankles who usually spends all her time raging online
That Denise is a real Cankle Karen she is triggered all day raging in online forums
by Carlos de la Cerda January 11, 2022
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Karen

We’re not talking about a middle age women that has three kids wanting to speak to your manager, we’re talking about a Karen who’s beautiful friendly and nice to everyone she, some people don’t deserve her niceness but she still gives it to them she’s makes a great best friend and a good girlfriend too she doesn’t have any flaws unless you consider being short a flaw she’s somewhat athletic and she’s hella smart and did I mention how beautiful she is, if you find a Karen like This don’t let her go she’ll be the best thing to ever happen too you
Boy 1: bro did u see Karen

Boy 2: ughh no I bet she’s rude

Boy 1: nah man she’s nice and beautiful you should meet her
by Gabby_offical November 17, 2021
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Karen

My bratty friend: HEY KAREN!!!!!

Me: I AM NOT A KAREN BISH!!!!!!
by Princess Karen September 10, 2021
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Karen

Normally one or all of the following, Racist, Homophobic, Transphobic, Annoying, Mean, Selfish, All up in your day. Don't respect the drip.
People named Karen Are Normally, Nice, kind, accepting, loving, different than "real Karens's"
"Wow that chick is a real Karen isn't she?"
"Yeah dude, she just asked to speak to the manger! Get cho phone!"
by CapriDaughter September 25, 2020
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Karen's dozen

A dozen under the Karen standard is 50, as opposed to 12.
"Fifty. Five zero. That's what a dozen is!" -Dunkin Donuts Karen

Scale provided by reddit user u/Iamvanno:
Dozen = 12.
Baker's dozen = 13.

Karen's dozen = 50.
by Khrezin February 15, 2021
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Karen

Stereotypically, a Karen is a essantial oil loving and vaccination hating, 30 something year old Divorced woman with full custody of her kids. She spends her free time reading fake news on Facebook and harassing store employees and managers with her unreasonable complaints . She also likes protesting against mandatory masks and closed hair salons.
I saw a Karen posting about how vaccinations will give her children autism and how the pandemic is a hoax, she is dumb
by GrapesRmyfavfruits July 21, 2020
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