jizz your way into hell January

It’s like “no nut November” but it takes place in January and if you nut once, you go to hell

I want to nut, but it’s “jizz your way into hell January”. I don’t want to go to hell!

by who_is_isabella December 30, 2018

Jazzy

A whore.

Bro, Jazzy is such a whore!

by SkyJS March 6, 2019

night jizz

That crap you get on your lips when you wake up from a night of sleep, a real fucking pain in the ass.

Person: Good morning, honey!
Wife: What do you have on your lips?
Person: Another situation of night jizz...

by gohabsgo101 November 3, 2010

jizz bandit

creepsters pretending to be college students to get ass

That guy asking for your number is a total jizz bandit, watch out!

by justanotherdude292 April 13, 2007

jizz covered tacos

when your eating a taco and your sour cream is really jizz bc the guy next to you wanted to be funny and jizzed all over your taco, so now your taco is going to be a stick mess.

dude that cour cream looks like jizz, your eating a jizz covered tacos

by TarTar[-_-] August 20, 2009

Jizz Burger

Turkish for 'cheese burger', pronounced "chiz burger".

Cameron: 'Ougous, I was down at the petrol station earlier and I saw on the menu "jizz burger". What is it?'

Ougous (with a Turkish accent): 'You know, it's like when you go into MacDonalds and you ask for a 'chiz burger'.

by Puss-Fella March 14, 2011

Jizz Swiller

A person who, by nature of their craving for cock juice, will seek out poles to suck. They may even interrupt a nut in progress to capture the jizz for themselves.

I thought Noland was going to work out, by he turned out to be a fucking jizz swiller.

by smoothie March 14, 2003