John Titus

Man of Mans. Legend has it, he lives in the woods of Bulloch county, Georgia. He once was jumped by over 15 mexicans, and took a screwdriver to the chest. None of the mexicans were ever seen again. He also made a arrow for his bow out a snake fang he killed with his bare hands. In other words, he's a boss.

That John Titus is a true man.

by wowpureags December 30, 2012

john&son

You go there expecting a family run place and you find it is all corporate. There is no there named John and no sons

Dude I tried that little place named John&son and there was no one there by that name. It's a corporate place.

by Fmadethis October 31, 2020

john and aidan

the tightest of all homies, if you think you and your friend are tighter than them you're wrong

"yo man wheres your girlfriend"
"idk she said she was with john and aidan though"
"shes getting plowed rn"

by 69peepeebutt69 December 4, 2019

John Smith'd

To find a native woman and take her back to your home and put a baby in her.

Did you hear Ryan got married?

Yeah I heard he John Smith'd her, so she had to stay with him.

by BearySanders December 3, 2020

Kyle John

Ginger bear beast man of muscular built. Takes no shit from no one.

Hey have you seen the new guy? He's such a Kyle John.

by Anonymous 817 August 26, 2022

John Houde

THE G.O.A.T. HE IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!

Person #1- oh you know john?
Person #2- are you talking about John Houde?? the GOAT?!?!? How could I not know who he is!
Person #3- He's so dreamy

by Mikey_-_ October 13, 2021

John Waldron

A sex act where two black mean, typically one obese and one malnourished, shit in both ends of a white mans ear holes, causing the shit to erupt from the white man's mouth,nose,and eyes.

I just watched a video of two guys doing a John Waldron on this guy!

by The_Almighty_Definer November 9, 2020