water job

A blow job that is done in the pool

Yesterday my girlfriend gave me a water job

by Mark Cruz September 28, 2013

Elbow Job

The act of an individual pleasuring ones penis in the crook of their elbow, requiring a flapping motion not dissimilar to the chicken dance.

Amelia gave me the most mind blowing elbow job last night, it had me clucking for a fucking in seconds

by sillyoldwasp April 14, 2018

c job

Or cj, is another way to say to cunnilingus. It’s is analogous to the usage of b job or bj to refer to fellatio.

How’s Brett’s c job game?
God, I love a good c job!

by PunaniMami September 26, 2019

Rolls-Job

When one takes a Chrysler 300 and attempts to customize it's exterior in such a away that it looks like a more expensive car, often a Rols Royce.

Dude 1: Holy Crap! Look at that Rolls Royce!!!!

Dude 2: Its not a Rolls Royce. Just a Rolls-Job.

Dude 1: Oh. Why would someone go and do that?

Dude 2: Because Douchebgs need something to drive besides Hummers.

by Gingemonkeh August 5, 2010

Rim Job

When someone puts their Legs behind their head and someone licks it aggressively while jerking off and stroking their pubes fast and hard

Josh:who did you give a rim job?
Jason:that one hair fat crackhead homeless man with the tiny dick on his nipple
Josh:awesome dude can I join
Jason: his ass was very hairy and shitty

by Littleweinershit July 4, 2022

Band job

When one using the tuck up method to hide his erection performs physical activity that causes the penis to reciprocate under the waistband enough to induce orgasm.

Hey, Scott, have you got any Q-tips? I just gave myself a band job on the track and have to clean out my belly button.

by Tucki April 12, 2014

Jack Job

When you feel that someone is trying to screw you over,or you feel that something is off/not right.

“Damn,man.”....”I was supposed to have today off,now I have to work.”....”This is a Jack Job.”

by jimd8498 June 29, 2019