January 15

Its January 15th you have to aggressively drive a car into a truck that is specifically sent from universal and has exactly 25 Liters of gas left.

*CRASH*

Jonas: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Ronald: ITS JANUARY 15TH
Jonas: *Dies of blood loss*

by rumde January 15, 2023

January

National sit on a lap month

Boy:Hey it’s January

Girl:What?
Boy:It’s January

Girl:Ohh!! Ok I’ll sit on your lap now

by Suckdeveryday3221 January 24, 2020

January 9th

Boys don’t be a pussy and ask that Girl out

Jayden: do you have something to say to me Elliott it’s January 9th
Elliott: Jayden I actually like you

by Jaydenthatbitch January 1, 2022

january 28th

My mf birthday. Kinda sucks tho because it’s in winter.

“I can’t wait for january 28th!”
“what’s january 28th?”
“Makia shaffers mf birthday”

by mswaggyshaff November 24, 2021

January 26

Australia Day is the official national day of Australia. Observed annually on 26 January, it marks the 1788 landing of the First Fleet at Sydney Cove and raising of the Union Flag by Arthur Phillip following days of exploration of Port Jackson in New South Wales

Girl 1:Hey look it's January 26
Guy 1:that's Australia's national day!

by YOIadanah June 30, 2022

23 January

The day of the dick

- what is his name
- Kyle

- He’s so 23 January

by Haahhahhhaa November 22, 2021

January 6

National buy your co-workers coffee day.

Joe-Rob: Wow, thanks for the venti iced shaken espresso with sweet cream cold foam and caramel drizzle! What’s the occasion?
Julie-Ann: It’s January 6th!

by Hugs for Nugs January 3, 2022