January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

A holiday in a small Filipino tribes religion focusing on abstinence and death. this is because no sex=death because the population would be gone. this is to honor the dead. also no alchohol or potatoes can be consumed on this day because they mess up your soul

Its January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

sorry becky we cant have sex

by BigDickAdamLivesInWilliamsburg January 14, 2021

January 25th

You are a femboy :3

Person: Oi did you know its Jan 25th 2 person: Oh really? i was born in january 25th though.. Person: your a femboy Ahahhaha

by Femboylover25th November 28, 2023

January 17th

January 17th is national cat day. You cuddle your cat(s) and spend the day with them, Cat owned or not you can draw cats instead. <Cat3

Its january 17th

by Cannibalistic ^_~ February 10, 2022

January 21

January 21 give your hoodie to a girl who asks for it

Hey
Hi
Today’s January 21 can I have your sweater
Uhmmmm surrrre

by Nrbdjdndndbd January 19, 2022

No Jerk off January

In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed

-Hey Jimmy, no jerking off while watching porn cause Its no jerk off january

by Minecrafter69_420 November 4, 2019

january 27

national buy your friend an egg sandwich day

aye it’s january 27, you gotta buy me an egg sandwich

by blwghhh January 27, 2024

January 17th

January 17th is National Short People Day!

Make sure to thank your short friends for existing, otherwise you're a terrible person.
Short people are also not allowed to be made fun of on this day so they finally get a break from getting made fun of.

Person: Hey dude it's January 17th!
Short Person: What in the world is that?
Person: It's National Short People Day, congrats on being short!
Short Person: Oh ok.

by Apperition_of_death January 15, 2021