Football Island

1. When all of your bed springs break from scoring your girlfriend.
2. An atari 2600 game, simply called Football, but commonly referred to as Football Island.
3. HELL

1. Damn it! My bed turned into Football Island!
2. Wanna play Football Island?
3. I went to Football Island after I died.

by TeleKamptiA November 22, 2022

Idiot Island

Trucker slang for "California"

Trucker 1: Man, I have to haul a load to Idiot Island.
Trucker 2: Oof, that sucks

by Russellsroughneck September 15, 2022

Staten Island

Arguably the most lackluster of the 5 boroughs. Produced some cool groups like the Impractical a jokers and Wu-Tang clan. On the flip side they also produced lanky mongoloid Pete Davidson. They can’t all be winners.

“You know Joe, he’s from Staten Island”
“Oh he’s such an asshole.”

by Psychoactive Charm September 21, 2022

Ooga-Ching island

The Island to unIte everyone together, ruled by ChIng the 1st and Ooga the 1st.

Let's go to Ooga-Ching island and greet the leader nicely.

by Ching the 1st September 22, 2022

bruh island

When a moment so disappointing you say bruh but a bruh still won’t be able to describe the disappointment so you need an island of bruh to show your disappointment

Person: dude I don’t think ever even liked your sister after dating her for 3 years
Person 2: dude you’re such a bruh island

by Your beloved sister September 24, 2022

Ms. Island

A spanish teacher that only speaks spanish.

Is that Ms. island?
Yea she's a bad teacher.

by Do you know Cyrus? September 29, 2022

Aland Islands

The Aland Islands is some islands in the middle of the Baltic Sea. Nobody really cares about them. Who would?

The Aland Islands are really shit.

by lorddddddd September 30, 2022