Ass Bag

Same thing as a douche bag. A bastard that deserves a dirty ass whipping. A person that is one massive bag of dirty ass.

Dude Tony is such a dirty ass bag.

by Leebuck2 April 14, 2003

lop ass

Your every day general fuck up.

That lop as mother fucker owes me 5 bucks.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

Sellin Ass

Sellin ass is the act of giving your anus up to someone.

Yo James we gotta get outta here we look like we sellin ass

by Ass Selling Selling Ass August 6, 2018

Ass of Doom

When some fat bitch is walking by and her ass is hanging out all over the place.

Damn son! Look at that AOD (Ass of Doom)!

by srjiggawhat April 14, 2009

Ass speed

The rate at which a person moves from one place to another. Derived from the time it takes for someone's ass to get over here.

"Man, at his ass speed it will midnight before we get going."

by NJumper March 21, 2010

Swamp ass

When your ass becomes so sweaty that a puddle forms in your pants and your ass becomes a swamp

I've got a serious case of swamp ass from sitting in that chair for too long

by King Swampy January 18, 2018

ass blaster

good Mexican food

"How was your food, Dean? Didn't you have the double-bean burritos with the extra guacamole sauce and peppers?"

"Yes, and it was a real ass blaster. I'm gonna feel this meal for a few days."

by MC Lucidious Mo'nashiss April 18, 2003