Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.

Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."

by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024

Bubbly Catchphrase

The high-calorie foam remnants of a coke that usually include brains, wit, and blueberry jam. It is usually chilled. When served with alcohol, a bubbly catchphrase is very warm, and when warm enough, will respond to Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" in a form of the more interpretive than cohesive dance. Crazy Salamanders eat them for breakfast.

Brandon: Do you like coffee?
Chelsea: No, but I like bubbly catchphrases.

by rastaroni March 7, 2010

Nutt Bubble

A sexual term for nipples, typically a woman's.

Dude 1: I just got a fatass wood.

Dude 2: Why?

Dude 1: From seeing that girls nutt bubbles through her shirt.

Dude 2: Fasho!

by 95db8 December 23, 2009

Nuzzle Bubble

1. a group of homosexuals connected interpersonally through routine gestures of affection such as cuddles, cheek kisses, and over-clothes dangle caresses developed, at least in part, to withstand and insulate against repeated pandemics.

See also: “boy soup”; “cuddle puddle”

After a long night of hookin’, Nana is no longer in the nuzzle bubble.

by Yourhero2287 July 16, 2022

No bubble rap around the edges

When you're straight to the point, no dancing around.

He dident even try he just left it with no bubble rap around the edges.

by SandMan8 February 2, 2017

Bubbles

At first there was no booty but God said " let there be booty" and thus bubbles was born.

Id fuck bubbles for a million dollars

by Dr. Nitraflex January 19, 2017

bubbles

a mentally destranged fighting female from detroit

bubbles beat tisha's ass at the park last sunday

by loldetroit January 31, 2025