Holy Yogurt

A cheap and disgusting yogurt that brings back innocence.
She saw something inappropriate and needs her holy yogurt.
by Whyudothis2me June 14, 2017
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Holy Moonlight Greatsword

The COOLEST fucking weapon in soulsborne history, It's in every game and it fucks so hard. Ever wanted to shoot a monster the size of a house across a room with the power of the fucking moon???? The Holy Moonlight Greatsword is your weapon if so.
John: "I just got the Holy Moonlight Greatsword!"
Every woman in a 5 mile radius: "Please let me bare your children."
by DarkSoulsFanGirl November 21, 2023
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Holy milk

Holy milk is the milk you use to make yaself nica.
Person 1: You know what's long and black?😏
Person 2: Boy you need some holy milk
by Gdyshd February 23, 2016
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holy relic

the holy relic is the ultimate of relationships
Matthew and Gabby's relationship is the holy relic
by ilovetheholyrelic June 10, 2018
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Holy War

Hey I just saw a video titled "Why conservatives are turning on the Daily Wire?"
Hym "And do you think (maybe) that it has anything to do with the fact that Matt Walsh said he was in a holy war against the trans and, like, the next day a trans murdered a bunch of children. Remember that? So you've already talked your way into some murdered kids once, Brett. Remember that? Remember when that guy you went fishing with got those kids murdered? He literally murdered them with 'dishonest hyperbole' which mean.... Hell forever! Extra toasty! Extra... Crispy.... Yup... Holy war...."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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Holy Damage

When the Pope throws a Bible through your window.
Don't get the window repaired! That's Holy Damage! That damage is holy!
by PuncherOfTrees May 20, 2023
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Holy tits!

My bro came up with this, basically when something is so appalling or astonishing that "Holy shit!" or "Holy fucking shit!" wont cover it
Heres an example of "Holy Tits!" in a conversation
Jimmy: "Bro, look at him! he's lighting firecrackers in front of that guys house!"
Tom: "Wait, isn't that principal Skinners house?"
Jimmy: "Holy Tits!!!"
by GoFigure0 January 30, 2025
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