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Switch-handed

When someone uses different hands for different tasks, instead of the same dominant hand for everything.
I’m not ambidextrous, I’m switch-handed — I write with my left hand but shoot basketballs with my right
by Andy the sim September 4, 2025
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One handed taco

When you use one hand to jerk off with a tortilla
Michael got denied by every girl at the lake house party so he used the leftover tortillas to do a one handed taco
by Lazy Lola September 14, 2025
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Sloppy handkerchief

The act in which a person ejaculates onto a handkerchief, lets it dry and then gives it to someone else to use.
“Hey John did you use the sloppy handkerchief
by BlanketSmeller3000 October 2, 2025
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Left-Handed Cappuccino

The process of giving a Left-Handed Cappuccino is described as soaking your left hand in near boiling full fat milk and aggressively jerking off the person who ordered it.
“Hi could I please order a Left-Handed Cappuccino?”

“Sure thing, would you like it dry or moist?”

“I’ll take it dry and dirty please, thank you
by Agent Faggaballs October 22, 2025
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scrolling left handed

To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.
damn, some hot chick started following me on Instagram. I'm scrolling left handed.
by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016
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Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021
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swing left handed

Gay or gayeee
Bisexual mostly bull dike!
Tell your homie she better quit, I don't swing left handed!
by MeMonchie March 12, 2021
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