Give him a clock

when you give someone a clock it's just a matter of time till they get their wig split

did you hear what he said? he's been talking mad shit

yeah - someones gonna give him a clock he'll get his ass beat or wig split soon enough

by Superduperextra May 9, 2018

give a rat heroin

Easy peasy lemon squeezy. The easiest thing to do.

You wouldn't hurt him. You couldn't even give a rat heroin

by Ronanisasavage May 11, 2018

give booty

Mysterious request from a cute girl with a snuffly nose.

Girl: Yo
Boy: Yes dear
Girl: Give booty

by badger-sloth July 4, 2016

i'll give you ice cream

Freezing your cum and and slapping it across your partners face!!!

Oh, you want ice cream? I'll give you ice cream...

by Furnace boy June 8, 2016

give yourself a q

A vine that a gay kid named Hector says

Hector : give yourself a q
Kid : shutup you gay faggot touch my computer one more time and I will beat the shit out of you

by roman reigns superman punch sp September 8, 2016

Give yourself 2

When your friend says something stupid and he loses in a verbal fight

Sagid: did you know that chickens lay eggs?
Me: give yourself 2 for dat

by Young metro don't trust you July 19, 2016

garden of give a shit

The secret magical place where you keep your give a shits!

Let me take you to "my garden of give a shits!"

Usual response, that doesn't exist!

Exactly. I'm all out.

by Jackaction December 31, 2016