flying fuck hammer

An insult used by an obviously higher individual. Can also used when excited or surprised.

Sergio, you are officially a flying fuck hammer

by crazymotherfucker7777 December 18, 2011

Flying kangaroo kelly

When you wear spring shoes run through your house and dive into the air into a women in spread eagle position on the bed

“Yo I heard Brett flying kangaroo Kelly’d with Tegan!”
“Lucky ducky”

by Burkedadurke July 23, 2020

flying butt divet

An indentation in the snow made to conform to your butt by jumping into deep snow.

Mollie made a flying butt divet so that she could comfortably sit and watch the stars.

by flying_diveter10 March 11, 2010

Flying off the shitpile

When a lowlife person or group entity of people abandons one particular foul interest or behavior for one even worse, such as flies would abandon a mere pile of shit for a foul-smelling, bloated and rotted carcass.

"All of today's Republicans adore Donald Trump and want to become more and more like him every day, so they sure as hell ain't gonna be flying off the shitpile just for a moderate conservative like you!"

by red phillips May 14, 2020

flying dick picture

when a guy send you a dickpic, and you didnt expect it, you throw your phone far away, but you know its hard like a stick

" guy sends you dickpic"
girl : aww noo "throws her phone"
girl : omg the image is stuck in my head
Girl: but it was legit a flying dick picture

by spokenwords December 24, 2016

Piss fly fountain

Piss fly fountain. When you are at the urinal and the piss flies attack. You knock them down with a fierce piss fountain.

The piss flys were attacking like kamakazis, so I let loose with the piss fly fountain. ( notify anyone at adjacent urinals)

by Kronny February 5, 2017

Flying Apple King

Most amazing person in the world. Often confused, but in an awesome way. Knows how to make people love him\her.

Hey, have you met nick?

Yeah, he's such a flying apple king!

I love him.

by Mjannechacha November 24, 2011