The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.
Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
by pickled rick September 25, 2017
End of the School Year Depression is that time around the end of May and until the last day of school. It’s a terrible feeling because you know you hate school, but you are used to seeing the same people everyday, every class has a different personality and you feel like you will miss that class because you may not have anyone in it next year. It’s worse if you have a crush. You don’t know if you have any classes with them and it sucks. But, the good news is, it goes away really fast.
by Troublepaws May 10, 2019
Principled people feel an unshakable, deep depression set in when the wrong politics is winning in their government or culture.
That person is “politically depressed”.
That person is “politically depressed”.
After xyz won the election, I’m in a haze, daze, and/or stupor. I honestly feel politically depressed. In the clinical sense of that word. He’s been in office for YEARS and I still can’t shake the deep depression that has set in.
by Sue Denim September 04, 2020
"I'm not saying I want to kill myself, BUT GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY do I want to kill myself!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH this a joke. see how its a joke and not me being genuinely suicidal isnt this hilarious??? ahhahahagahahahahfuck"
"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"
"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"
by queefmaster5000 June 27, 2017
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by CuriousCaleb June 16, 2018
Being depressed without being diagnosed.
A lot of young kids say they are depressed but this is a better term for them to use.
A lot of young kids say they are depressed but this is a better term for them to use.
bsf: Are you okay??
other girl: No..
bsf: You’ve been like this for a while, what’s up?
other girl: I’m Semi-depressed..
other girl: No..
bsf: You’ve been like this for a while, what’s up?
other girl: I’m Semi-depressed..
by TheLadyOfFlatness May 17, 2020