Hate crime

When you hate your ex-girlfriend so much. You fuck the hate right out of you and her.

Mark. You need to give Amber a good hate crime

by Michael_Todd October 17, 2022

Hate Crime

that thing you do to the Dunkin Donuts cashier when they remove the seasonal donuts a week before they are fucking supposed to.

I just want fucking donut, don't make me commit a Hate Crime again.

by bigwillydanielson November 15, 2022

blow crime

Black-on-white violent crime.

Surprisingly, blow crimes have nothing to do with oral sex.

by Lucian T. Skeptic November 25, 2022

legal crime

Something that feels illegal but isn't. Examples include:

-Staying up too late
-Drinking water from a glass cup outdoors
-Masturbation
-Shitting in public bathrooms

"Yo i just shat in a public bathroom"
"Dude you just committed a legal crime!"

by toilet struggler January 28, 2023

Texan Cramp

A bullet wound.

Man 1: “What’s wrong with him?”
Man 2: “He’s got a Texan Cramp.”
Man 1: “Ahh, I’ll get the tourniquet.”

by Meat_Whistle February 26, 2023

War crime

Attempting to out-pizza the hut

NEVER try commit the war crime of to out-pizza the hut

by Zer0229 April 5, 2023

zac crisp

bellend

Person 1: have you seen zac crisp
Person 2: thankfully not what a prat

by henry_clifton April 21, 2023