Hotter than a fag eating a corn dog! 

Oilfield slang often shortened to "that's hot", making fun of both Paris Hilton and the victim at the same time. Meaning something that is so ridiculously stupid or asinine that it is almost unfathomable.

You: That fucking moron just drove off without releasing his trailer brakes.
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!

Hotter than a fag eating a corn dog! by Patricia Bosworth September 4, 2009

crack corn 

Inserting corn into a female's (or male) anus,

leaving it until its about to come out, take a picture and there your have Crack Corn

Damn James i was online and saw Adams picture,

Yer it was off his girlfriends CRACK CORN

crack corn by jizzyJames April 30, 2009

Chili Cheese Corn Dog 

after a girl eats a corn dog she gives you road head. when you go over a bumb you gag her and she throws up on ur dick. then you make her eat the barf of your dick, aka a chili cheese corn dog.

after we had had corn dogs at the fair, on our way home my girlfriend also had a chili cheese corn dog.

Chili Cheese Corn Dog by vncbrtrm October 14, 2008

plant my corn 

to plant your corn is another way of saying pooing

katie: i had alot of corn with diner last night
Riann: well then you better be ready to plant your corn
katie:dont worry girl, i am ready to plant my corn
are you?

plant my corn by real screamer child September 1, 2009

Stinky pan faced corn coon 

A very stinky, pan faced person of Mexican descent

Salma Hayek is a stinky pan faced corn coon

Stinky pan faced corn coon by Gobshmackle October 19, 2021

chile corn carne 

when you eat carne asadas and then take a large diarrhea on a womans bare chest/breast nad tittie fuck them while sucking vagina

man, i had the best chile corn carne while i was at ShaNiquas house, biggest titties ever!!

chile corn carne by koman April 6, 2007

crispy corn dog 

When a man is fucking his girl in the ass and pulls out and there is shit on his dick. Woman dries the shit with a hair dryer and eats the shit off.

Lick that crispy corn dog!! Bitch!!

crispy corn dog by Blow Mesoft December 23, 2009