Chicken Ranchero

Chicken Ranchero is when a girl gives a guy a handjob, but she uses ranch dressing as lubricant. Then, it's optional to reuse the jizz-filled ranch as ranch dressing afterward.

Room mate#1: Yo i heard chad got a chicken ranchero last night!
Room mate#2: Ugh! That's gross! Did he keep the jizz ranch?

Room mate#1: Yes
Room mate #2: i just had ranch with my salad...oh my fucking god.

by Gordon Hewitt September 3, 2010

flapping chicken

the act of orally stimulating one bloke whilst simultaneously masturbating two others.

Taras really had the flapping chicken going on last night. Next time we should bring a neck brace for him.

by P. McDiddy June 17, 2005

chicken master

One who takes pride in leading feeble men, the losing general in a short war

Man, that guy is one serious chicken master

by chickenmaster March 28, 2007

chicken scratch

illegible handwriting, messy handwriting

You expect me to read this chicken scratch?

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2008

mother chicken

Almost like saying "mother fucker", but far superior due to the fact that it uses a flightless bird and is not something that people expect.

JimBob: What the hell? Red ringed again?! Mother chicken!!
Sally: ... What. Did you just say mother chicken? o.O

by mysticalcupcake February 25, 2009

chicken dog

A seemingly ferocious canine that cowers in times of real danger. Usually reserved to describe large breed animals with this character.

Or, it could be a hotdog made with chicken.

Come on now Spot, you 'ol chicken dog, there's nothing to be afraid of.

by D. W. Michalak June 25, 2008

Jerk Chicken

Like a game of chicken, where you and a B U D D Y B O I jerk each other off.
Whoever busts first loses.

A solo variation exists where you jack yourself off and aim at the other person then "whoever gets hit" loses.

M: "Yo Ken, my boy lets play some jerk chicken."
K: "Don't threaten me with a good time yo."

by J E R K Y B O I April 22, 2018