Quote:
A pregnant woman rushed to the hospital to give birth to what she had passed off as a fetus for months was a block of cheese.
One attending doctor, speaking on the condition that they remain anonymous, remarked that it is not uncommon for some individuals to fake medical conditions in order to gain attention and financial support. Using cheese to fake a pregnancy, however, seems to be unprecedented, even among the mentally ill.
“Beyond weird,” remarked the doctor. “I don’t know how one would do it, but it must take an unwordly level of self deception to even conceive of something like this.”
What’s more, the woman had apparently registered herself at several stores for an upcoming baby shower and had been regularly consulting an obstretician by phone. all of her neighbors believed her to be pregnant, and had helped her pay her rent and shop for baby clothes and furniture.
Around 4 am on Thursday Neighbors, assuming that she was in labor, took her to an emergency room where doctors uncovered a sodden and moldy mass of what they later determined to be several bricks of cheddar cheese bound together with twine.
A pregnant woman rushed to the hospital to give birth to what she had passed off as a fetus for months was a block of cheese.
One attending doctor, speaking on the condition that they remain anonymous, remarked that it is not uncommon for some individuals to fake medical conditions in order to gain attention and financial support. Using cheese to fake a pregnancy, however, seems to be unprecedented, even among the mentally ill.
“Beyond weird,” remarked the doctor. “I don’t know how one would do it, but it must take an unwordly level of self deception to even conceive of something like this.”
What’s more, the woman had apparently registered herself at several stores for an upcoming baby shower and had been regularly consulting an obstretician by phone. all of her neighbors believed her to be pregnant, and had helped her pay her rent and shop for baby clothes and furniture.
Around 4 am on Thursday Neighbors, assuming that she was in labor, took her to an emergency room where doctors uncovered a sodden and moldy mass of what they later determined to be several bricks of cheddar cheese bound together with twine.
by emmamelinda November 9, 2009
Get the giving birth to cheese mug.I woke up laying on the floor 4am after a party. My buddy was under a sheet with a girl on the couch. All I could hear is a combination of the girl moaning and mac and cheese.
by fingerer August 6, 2008
Get the mac and cheese mug.Related Words
Che3se
• cheese
• cheesecake
• cheeseburger
• cheesedick
• cheeseballs
• Cheesed
• Cheese-grater
• cheese stick
• cheese pizza
1. A dessert pie with filling made from soft cheese such as ricotta, Philadelphia or farmer's cheese. Commonly lemon or vanilla flavored, baked without top crust and often topped with fruit. (Technically a pie, not a cake, since it is unleavened and contains little or no flour)
2. A genre of glamour photography and poster art made popular in wartime pin-ups of the 1940's, often featuring modest poses by movie starlets displaying lots of leg but little explicit nudity. So called because of the resemblance of a stocking-clad female thigh to the layers of a cheesecake dessert.
3. (Hence) Any pictures, modeling, posing or shooting for glamour photography or softcore porn.
4. (From above) Anything that is soft, sweet and enjoyable.
2. A genre of glamour photography and poster art made popular in wartime pin-ups of the 1940's, often featuring modest poses by movie starlets displaying lots of leg but little explicit nudity. So called because of the resemblance of a stocking-clad female thigh to the layers of a cheesecake dessert.
3. (Hence) Any pictures, modeling, posing or shooting for glamour photography or softcore porn.
4. (From above) Anything that is soft, sweet and enjoyable.
Okay, Baby-- show me a little cheesecake.
Thanks for telling me about this cheesecake job opportunity.
Thanks for telling me about this cheesecake job opportunity.
by Mac Person July 11, 2006
Get the cheesecake mug.by WhoKee November 12, 2013
Get the cottage cheese booty mug.If France or the french and continental Europe had stood up to the Nazis, like Britain and Canada, rather than roll over like cheese eating surrender monkeys, then the war would've ended much earlier, saving the lives of hundreds of thousands of British, Canadian, Australian, American, and Russian soldiers.
We gave them freedom. They gave us body hair and Body odour.
We gave them freedom. They gave us body hair and Body odour.
by Doogie Robertson November 4, 2006
Get the Cheese eating surrender Monkeys mug.V. to pull out a wedgie. to remove underwear, pants, skirt, dress, kilt, shorts, etc. or any combination of these clothes, from between buttocks.
"dig"- pulls out; "cheese" the inflicting uncomfort from riding clothes
"dig"- pulls out; "cheese" the inflicting uncomfort from riding clothes
Ex: Girl, you need to dig your cheese, your clothes are all up in your booty!
Dude, you're going to sag your pants, at least make sure you dig your cheese, 'cause those tight assed boxers are all up in your donk, making you look extra squished.
Dude, you're going to sag your pants, at least make sure you dig your cheese, 'cause those tight assed boxers are all up in your donk, making you look extra squished.
by Mizz Gre. D. April 1, 2009
Get the dig your cheese mug.by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005
Get the smells like cheese mug.