Martin Carl

A Linux user. The most based individual you will ever meet. Only wears restaurant crayon colors and slays in computer class. Has very scary eyes. There is at least one of these at your school.

Martin Carl: The CPU of the Linux Minecraft server was very based on my Google Apple Samsung Pixel 5 Mac OS 64X+ Gamer Setup.

by lynq February 7, 2023

The Carl Manoeuvre

When a girl puts ice in her mouth and proceeds to suck a guy's balls to cool him down

"Oh no, Oscar is dying of heatstroke! Where is the ice!? We need to do the Carl manoeuvre on him!"

by Valderion June 13, 2023

No Carey Christmas

It's a new alternative to No Nut November. No Carey Christmas. A challenge of how long one can go in the Christmas season without hearing Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas is you!"

I lost No Carey Christmas at the mall last week.

by DeiOlympi December 10, 2023

Big Carl

A) A tuba but bigger
B) Weight-loss company
C) A car that won't fit in my garage
D) That baby that's always crying on the airplane.

Me and my brother play the Big Carl for our school band.

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

Gonna Carl Down

Gonna carl down , meaning when you hit 18 you turn into Carl Barât

Someday, when I'm 18, I'm gonna Carl down and enjoy life as Carl Barât.

by aifountain January 12, 2025

Cum Calypso

This is where somebody drinks cum from a condom

So, Patric Philip gizzed in a condom, then decided to perform cum calypso and drink it from the condom. Squeezing the condom to get every last drop from the vessel.

by Mikool77 January 17, 2025

Cold Carl

When you freeze your shit and pleasure your self with it

I caught my friend giving them self a cold carl

by ColdCarl67 April 3, 2025