Canadian Polly Pocket

When you give your gamer,warlord boyfriend head under his desk

Person one: " I totally gave my boyfriend a canadian polly pocket last night"
Person two:"what the fuck is that?"

by Canadian Bat 420 July 14, 2023

Canadian Tan

A sunburn

Nice Canadian tan you got there!

by JonBee May 27, 2018

canadian shark

Hugely hung. swims in, conquers and swims out. Overuses teeth. Only speaks french (Canadian)

I was sharked by a Canadian last night. I'm on the hunt for a Canadian Shark.

by shitch March 2, 2015

Canadian air wick

When shoving a can of air wick up someone's ass

You spread them cheeks lube them up and give them the old Canadian air wick

by D0minatr1x October 10, 2020

Canadian log jam

When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth like a beaver.

I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.

I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.

by Jakelmoore January 12, 2023

Canadian Cumberbund

When only a strip of denim is visible around the waist, not matching with the other clothes.

Was she wearing jean shorts and a skirt?

Nah, that's just a Canadian cumberbund.

by Elocstu11 May 29, 2017

Canadian

A guy who can't get girls, doesn't matter how hard he tries, he just can't. His looks are like 10/100, but he has the best personality out there, if you are in love with this guy, he will take care of you, no matter how hard it is. He can be very short, or have bad haircut a.t.c.. He is a virgin for a fukin long time.

Did you hear what happened?
Yeah, Peter tried to pick up Susan, but she just rejected him.
That's sad, Peter's such a Canadian

by Thatonealoneguy December 12, 2022