Skip to main content

Canadian Eatout

Loosely put, a Canadian Eatout consists of eating out a girls pussy after drizzling it in Maple Syrup and Tim Hortons coffee while watching a hockey game. Usually when the hockey game consists of her favorite team against her least favorite team.
What’s your plans for this weekend?
“Bro the leafs are playin the canucks. Probably gonna have a Canadian Eatout”
Niiiiice bro. I got extra syrup if you need.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
mugGet the Canadian Eatout mug.

Canadian Moment

When you jerk off and it's only Maple Syrup coming out.
"Mason! Mason! I just had a Canadian Moment."
by DuckMoment December 21, 2021
mugGet the Canadian Moment mug.

Canadian Penis

Just a vagina… because men from Canada doesn’t have penises.
Hey bro I heard you have a Canadian Penis.
That’s pretty knarly.
by Dr. Don Keedic December 23, 2021
mugGet the Canadian Penis mug.

Canadian Bar Mitzvah

For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.
Every time I go by the blind curve in the park I had my Canadian Bar Mitzvah at, I smile a little.
by A Ninny Moose December 29, 2021
mugGet the Canadian Bar Mitzvah mug.

Canadian Eggnog

A sexual act in which syrup and semen (cum) are mixed in a glass. Typically a whisky glass or shot glass, to create a sweet and savory flavor profile.
Tasha wouldn't swallow, so I made her some Canadian Eggnog and she's been swallowing every drop ever since.
by Mister Buttersworth April 1, 2022
mugGet the Canadian Eggnog mug.

Canadian Tea Bag

(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.
Last night the old lady asked me for a Canadian Tea Bag
by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022
mugGet the Canadian Tea Bag mug.

Canadian Sleepover

The act of two or more bro's staying up late engaging in mutual masturbation over webcam (at least one must be Canadian)
Hey boys who's jumping in with me for this Canadian sleepover tonight
by Canadian Sleepover April 13, 2022
mugGet the Canadian Sleepover mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email