Bread Theory

If one person in a relationship really likes bread and the other dosen't, it's a really good sign the relationship will go places. If both parties like bread or dislike bread there is a great possibility it won't go as well.

Meghan: I love bread

Shawn: I hate bread

Tomás: due to the Bread theory they are perfect for eachother

by Nicheis October 16, 2023

Bread

One of the best fucking foods in the world, if you don't like bread then you can go f*ck yourself

Person 1: I'm hungry
Person 2: Me too
Person 1: Wanna chow down on some bread
Person 2: Ew no! Bread is horrible
Person 1: Get out of my face

by BreadMan1.2.3.4.5 July 25, 2023

Bread and butter

Less is more..

When he or she is that attractive there’s no need for anything else..

Guy walks past...

i’d put him in a sandwich and go easy on the bread and butter

by Just the letter j April 11, 2018

New Jersey Bread Basket

Vigorously shoving bread up your asshole and then shitting it out

My boss fired me so I hit him with the New Jersey Bread Basket.

by jackbosgames March 29, 2025

Sharp as the Milk Street bread knife

Cutting labor that will be re-hired elsewhere for a completely different skill.

The labor market is as sharp as the milk street bread knife

by Ao10110 September 27, 2021

National Staple Bread to Tree day

A day where you and your friends go out and staple bread to trees. the day is june 29th

hey it’s june 29th

Omg it’s National Staple Bread to Tree day

by graeme Cock June 24, 2022

Knockout Bread

A piece of bread that has hardened to become as hard as a rock that you resort to biting into after waking up hungry with no food in the house.

I think I just broke my toof on a piece of knockout bread!

by NOTHINGEATSNOTHING October 6, 2024