Bitch Bump

The act of quickly ignoring an incoming phone call and sending them directly to voicemail. Usually done to a person thats calls multiple times a day.

John: Man, Steve wont stop blowing up my phone. When will he get that I dont need to talk to him 4 times a day.

Jason: What is he, your girlfriend? Bitch Bump his ass to voicemail a few times and he'll get the point that you dont want to talk to him.

by JB Smoooove July 20, 2009

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Bitch Network

When you tell someone a secret, there is most likely two people that they will tell that secret to.

then that person has two people, then that person has two more people, and so on.

repeat the process until the entire town knows your secret. usually performed by bitches, hence the name.

Guy 1: Hey, dude did you hear that your girlfriend cheated on you?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: How do you know?
Guy 2: Through the Bitch Network.

by The Young Enigma September 4, 2009

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Gardenfresh Bitch

A person who is tenderfooted, and new to the world. they are often inexperienced in many aspects of the world and completely oblivious to their surroundings

That Gardenfresh Bitch thinks he can beat me in halo, he couldnt even beat off his own tiny penis if he had tweezers.

by Gazzellis November 14, 2009

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Thumbnail bitch

When your "Lurking" on facebook and you believe to have spotted an attractive female through a thumbnail picture, so you decide to click on the thumbnail only to find out its a nappy hoe that resembles one of the Hanson brothers.

Jake: "WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH, is that bitch sexy??"

*click*

Jake: "Eww.. WTF.. is Hanson in town...what a Thumbnail bitch? "

by bigdaddymitch0745 November 18, 2009

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